To add insults to my injury

First off - the wonky ankle. Very irritating. Getting better and I am going to run tomorrow. So there.

Second - looks like a third-in-less-than-two-years shingle outbreak. I woke up yesterday and they were popping up on my arm and my side. Good news is they just itch but aren't causing the excruciating pain that my first outbreak had.

Third - an ob-gyn appointment yesterday. Ick, ick, ick.

Fourth - while walking up to the entry way to the office building for above referenced ick ick ick appointment, I fell. Not a stumble but an honest to goodness sprawled out on the pavement fall. Spectacular. I grabbed for the iron railing, missed and banged my head and my upper arm on it. I looked like a dork. Don't know why I fell, didn't step on anything, didn't miss a stair. My body just decided to do a swan dive to the pavement. I did provide amusement to a group of fairly suspicious looking and hygiene compromised men.

Fifth - said obgyn doctor, after performing unspeakable, violating acts upon my body, informs me I need to lose 20 lbs. Really? You don't say.

Sixth - above referenced shingles, after behaving for 24 hours, decided to make my life more interesting. Specifically, by starting to pop up on my face. By my eye. Optic nerve and shingles - not a good mix. So my evening will probably be spent in the Urgent Care, waiting to get some antiviral crap to nip this in the bud.

5/18 - edited to add: Doc says it isn't shingles but actually contact dermatitis. Whoopee! Of course, for all I know, contact dermatitis is doc code speak for flesh eating bacteria. But it isn't shingles, alas no good narcotic pain killers. :-)
5/20 - edited to add: I am feeling very cervically challenged. No one has ever commented much less complimented me on my cervix except to say 'it is dilated so push'.